Prune Juice

Rectal reticence, on recovering from recurrent running,

is reluctant to return to even run-of-the-mill rendering

of reconstituted ripeness into realization

until a renewal of regularity is recognized.      

Permeating Mindlessly

Stand back while I vent my constipated wrath.

Don your mask against the airy fecal blast.     

Don’t light a match lest the fiery bath           

engulf us all who hold our breaths ‘til last.     

Flattery

Filtered flatulence

permeates the prior to silence

as modern man,

his invocation answered,

shares an emotion with his fellow beings.

Ode to a Lady Love                                  

Oh when, dear sweet,                              

With body thine                                       

May I sup thy loaves                                 

And sip thy wine?                                   

Oh when, sweet flow’r                            

Thy petals pluck                                     

And to thy pistil                                     

Get me stuck?                                        

Oh when anew                                        

     To thy bed repair                                         

And sound again                                      

Our trumpet’s blare?                                

Oh answer, sweet,                                   

Thy lips unpart,                                        

But, please, this time                                

No fart impart.                                        

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