Two-holed Bottom Feeder 4" X 10" X 15" Glazed stoneware, plastic eyes Item # CS5008 (temorarily unavailable) Order Form
This is a stoneware version of the small animal domesticated since prehistory that has traditionally been a pet
kept by the apathetic. The multi-directional eyes have evolved, along with the two mouths, due to constant wariness
and continual searching for its next meal. The two mouths also because the ‘Two-holer’, as he is commonly known,
has come to realize that the noise and motions that two mouths can make will overcome its owner’s inertia at meal time
that much faster. The noise that the real thing does make is similar to a cross between a mewling teenager and
a whiney two-year-old. The depression in its back is the only remnant of what in most species is a spine.
The brain that remains is located just posterior to that depression, under the tail. Pet and owner are ideally suited
to each other because both share apathy as their strongest emotion, and because both believe that the search
for that next meal is their only reason for being.
